2012 US Presidential Candidate Dossiers

Mitt Romney: Goldman Sachs candidate who represents the entropy of corporate socialism and its grasp on what remains of Western civilization. Advisers include Dick Cheney’s daughter Elizabeth Cheney, Michael Chertoff, and former vice chairman of Blackwater Cofer Black. He also recently told hecklers at a campaign stop to “take a hike.”

Newt Gingrich: Collectivist progressive with radical ideas about transforming the nation-state into part of a technocratic global plantation. Masks himself in reassuring rhetoric and bonhomie.

Barack Obama: Goldman Sachs candidate, skilled rhetorician who frequently uses hypnosis techniques in speeches and was put in office to help facilitate the implosion of the US economy.

Rick Santorum: Legitimate social conservative with mistaken conviction that government can successfully impart family values to a broken society. Liberal spender and big government, union advocate. Upholds radical, neoconservative ideas about enforcing a reactionary regime of nation-building and interventionism worldwide. Advised by Richard Perle.

Ron Paul: True conservative with a libertarian policy approach, who represents what is best about America. Seeks a return to responsible monetary policy and foreign policy, as well as the reigning back of the welfare state. Understands that a moral people must shape a nation’s laws, policy, and vision, rather than the erroneous idea of laws and policy being able to create a moral people.

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